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Is Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps worth it for you?
We tell you who should skip it, too.
Play it if you…
Good fit- Puzzle-platformer fans who want teleportation to replace ordinary jumping
- Players seeking difficult levels with optional challenge stages
- Action-game fans who enjoy secrets, hazards, and repeated attempts
Skip it if you…
Saves you a refund- Players seeking relaxed platforming may find the puzzles and hazards demanding
- Players wanting broad movement options may find the teleport-focused control scheme restrictive
- Players looking for a large exploration game may find the 24-level structure limited in scope
Our take on Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps
Teleportation gives the platforming its central identity, but it also narrows movement to short-range throws. Players expecting standard jumping or a broader movement set trade those options for puzzles built around the Telenade.
What is Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps?
Control Glorch, a purple alien who can move left and right but does not jump.
His main tool is the Telenade, a grenade with a built-in teleporter that moves him across short distances. Guide him from a prison cell through his captor’s space-station defenses and toward his impounded ship. The game includes 24 challenging platforming levels, with extra-difficult challenge stages available after reaching par milestones. Levels contain varied puzzle situations, dangers, secrets, robots, and deadly pits. Progress depends on planning teleport throws and surviving difficult platforming sequences. The game is based on a Ludum Dare 32 entry and includes a jazzy soundtrack.
How Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps plays
- 01Teleportation Movement
- The Telenade relocates Glorch within the distance of a short throw, taking the place of jumping.
- 02Twenty-Four Levels
- The game includes 24 platforming stages, with additional challenge levels unlocked through par milestones.
- 03Secrets And Hazards
- Stages combine hidden discoveries, robots, varied scenarios, dangerous obstacles, and deadly pits.
- 04Jazzy Soundtrack
- A jazzy musical score accompanies the platforming levels.
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Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps: platforms & release
Is Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps worth it?
It is worth it if: puzzle-platformer fans who want teleportation to replace ordinary jumping. Skip it if: players seeking relaxed platforming may find the puzzles and hazards demanding.
Where can I download Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps?
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What platforms is Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps on?
Windows only.
