SportsFit check
Is Behold the Kickmen worth it for you?
We tell you who should skip it, too.
Play it if you…
Good fit- Solo players seeking a football campaign with league progression
- Players who prefer comic and unconventional sports games
- Football fans interested in a dystopian bloodsport variation
Skip it if you…
Saves you a refund- Players seeking online or local multiplayer, since the game supports single-player play only
- Players looking for a faithful football simulation, since its rules deliberately depart from the sport’s laws
- Players who want a football game without repeated matches and goal-scoring
Our take on Behold the Kickmen
The single-player structure excludes both online and local multiplayer. That trade-off keeps the game focused on solo matches and story progression, but removes shared play with friends in the same room or over the internet.
What is Behold the Kickmen?
Behold the Kickmen is a single-player football game with an intentionally unconventional interpretation of the sport.
Players begin at the bottom of a British football league system and work through successive matches toward a World Cup win. Gameplay includes kicking, passing, tackling, squad management, and repeated goal-scoring. A full story mode adds melodramatic events and decisions. The football presentation can be switched to a dystopian future bloodsport. The game has no online or local multiplayer, so all progression and matches are played alone. Its rules do not follow football’s established laws, making the game a deliberately incorrect take on the sport rather than a faithful simulation.
How Behold the Kickmen plays
- 01Story campaign
- The solo climb through the league system includes dramatic events and decisions.
- 02Bloodsport reskin
- A switch changes the football setting into a dystopian future bloodsport.
- 03Squad management
- Team management is included alongside kicking, passing, tackling, and scoring goals.
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Encircle GamesFor:Party-game groups who want a sports match with combat and hazards rather than a straightforward ball gameSkip if:Players looking for a realistic sports simulation may find the absurd items, character powers, and environmental hazards too far from standard play.
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Powerbomb GamesFor:Australian Rules football fans who want a heavily altered arcade formatSkip if:Players seeking a realistic Australian Rules football simulation rather than rule-changing arcade matches
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Rackaway StudiosFor:Friends who want local or Remote Play Together matches rather than solo playSkip if:Players seeking a deep sports simulation with detailed team management or realistic rulesPicked by overlapping fit notes and genres, not an editorial comparison.
Behold the Kickmen: platforms & release
Is Behold the Kickmen worth it?
It is worth it if: solo players seeking a football campaign with league progression. Skip it if: players seeking online or local multiplayer, since the game supports single-player play only.
Where can I download Behold the Kickmen?
Use the Download Now button on this page: it opens Behold the Kickmen's store page, where you can choose how to get it.
What platforms is Behold the Kickmen on?
Windows and macOS.
