Fit check
Is Space Cows worth it for you?
We tell you who should skip it, too.
Play it if you…
Good fit- Action players who enjoy twin-stick shooting with unusual weapons
- Players who want comic cow-themed combat rather than realistic presentation
- Score chasers who prefer games with additional minigames
Skip it if you…
Saves you a refund- Players who do not want reflex-focused combat against large numbers of enemies
- Players seeking a calm or realistic tone may bounce off the crude cow humor and bodily-function attacks
- Players looking for climbing, exploration, or meditative puzzle play
- Players seeking a multiplayer shooter with tactical weapon modification
Our take on Space Cows
The bounce point arrives when the combat’s reflex demands meet its deliberately crude presentation: players who dislike rapid shooting, gas-based attacks, or unclothed cow humor may stop there. The repeated enemy encounters and score-driven minigames create another hurdle for those seeking a quieter progression structure.
What is Space Cows?
Space Cows is a twin-stick shooter set in a low-gravity space station occupied by hostile mootants.
Players use a weaponized toilet plunger to fight through the station while attempting to rescue Betsy. Combat includes a slow-motion ability, a gas-based evasive attack, and a rage ability that can destroy enemies. The game includes various aliens and minigames centered on achieving high scores. Its combat challenge emphasizes quick reflexes, while the vendor describes encounters involving 2165 mootants. The presentation uses deliberately crude cow-themed humor, including unclothed characters and weaponized bodily functions.
How Space Cows plays
- 01Low-Gravity Combat
- Movement and shooting take place inside a space station with reduced gravity.
- 02Plunger Weapon
- The main weapon is a toilet plunger used against hostile mootants.
- 03Slow-Motion Ability
- A time-slowing power changes the pace of combat during encounters.
- 04Cow-Themed Abilities
- A gas-based escape move and a rage attack provide additional combat options.
- 05Score Minigames
- Separate minigames ask players to pursue high scores alongside the main combat.
Space Cows compared to similar games
Space Cows centers on twin-stick combat in a low-gravity station, with a plunger weapon, special abilities, and score-focused minigames. Abyssus is a multiplayer roguelite shooter with hand-crafted levels, brine-powered weapons, and weapon refitting, while SUPER CHICKEN JUMPER combines running, jumping, dodging, and shooting. Hentai Vs Furries is a third-person shooter with quests, gunplay, multiple camera angles, and emotes.
Space Cows: platforms & release
Is Space Cows worth it?
It is worth it if: action players who enjoy twin-stick shooting with unusual weapons. Skip it if: players who do not want reflex-focused combat against large numbers of enemies.
Where can I download Space Cows?
Use the Download Now button on this page: it opens Space Cows's store page, where you can choose how to get it.
What platforms is Space Cows on?
Windows only.
