Fit check
Is WHATEVER worth it for you?
We tell you who should skip it, too.
Play it if you…
Good fit- Players who enjoy difficult vehicle piloting and momentum-based handling
- Players interested in delivering cargo through narrow waterways
- Fans of comedic games with unusual hazards and boss encounters
Skip it if you…
Saves you a refund- Players seeking broad open-world navigation rather than a set of canals
- Players who prefer forgiving handling over a vessel with strong inertia
- Players looking for road-trucking gameplay rather than cargo-ship piloting
- Players seeking multiplayer delivery gameplay
Our take on WHATEVER
The premise emphasizes the ship’s enormous scale and the hazards it encounters, while the stated structure is limited to 9 canals and 2 boss encounters. The result is a focused canal-piloting challenge rather than a broad maritime simulation.
What is WHATEVER?
Control a 200,000-tonne cargo ship in a top-down isometric game.
Navigate narrow canals while handling the vessel’s strong inertia and delivering cargo loads before the company goes bankrupt. As progress continues, challenges include violent winds, whirlpools, kaiju, and UFOs. The game has 9 canals and 2 boss encounters, with full controller support.
How WHATEVER plays
- 01Cargo delivery missions
- Deliver cargo loads before the company goes bankrupt.
- 02Inertia-based piloting
- The ship’s strong inertia makes steering it through narrow canals difficult.
- 03Hazard encounters
- Challenges include winds, whirlpools, kaiju, and UFOs.
- 04Canals and bosses
- The game includes 9 canals and 2 boss encounters.
- 05Controller support
- The game supports full controller use.
WHATEVER compared to similar games
Alaskan Road Truckers focuses on driving as an Alaskan trucker and choosing risky routes, while WHATEVER centers on steering a cargo ship through canals and delivering loads. Totally Reliable Delivery Service also involves deliveries, but its description features up to four friends, ragdoll physics, and delivery equipment rather than canal navigation.
WHATEVER: platforms & release
Is WHATEVER worth it?
It is worth it if: players who enjoy difficult vehicle piloting and momentum-based handling. Skip it if: players seeking broad open-world navigation rather than a set of canals.
Where can I download WHATEVER?
Use the Download Now button on this page: it opens WHATEVER's store page, where you can choose how to get it.
What platforms is WHATEVER on?
Windows only.
