SimulationFit check
Is How to Train Your Cock worth it for you?
We tell you who should skip it, too.
Play it if you…
Good fit- Players who want a passive desktop game running alongside other tasks
- Casual players interested in decorating a humorous virtual pet’s island
- Players who enjoy size rankings, social visits, and collectible offspring
Skip it if you…
Saves you a refund- Players seeking constant hands-on action rather than passive growth
- Players looking for a deep campaign, complex strategy, or varied mission structure
- Players who prefer serious themes over adult humor and cosmetic customization
Our take on How to Train Your Cock
Its defining structure is a persistent idle display: the cock trains and grows on screen while other tasks are being completed, with progression continuing through upgrades, customization, eggs, and rankings.
What is How to Train Your Cock?
This idle game runs on screen while other tasks are in progress.
A cock grows from a small chick into a muscular adult through training and upgrades. Its island can be changed with decorations, colors, hats, dumbbells, and additional islands. Once large enough, it lays eggs that become new pets. The Pounder is a punching arcade machine where players place bets. Rankings compare sizes with friends and players worldwide, with rewards tied to progression. Friends’ islands can be visited, and pictures of the cock can be taken and shared. The game combines passive growth, cosmetic customization, pet collection, arcade betting, social visits, and leaderboard competition in a persistent desktop display.
How How to Train Your Cock plays
- 01Island customization
- Training areas can be changed with hats, dumbbells, decorations, colors, and additional islands.
- 02Egg-based pets
- A sufficiently large cock begins producing eggs that can become new pets.
- 03Global rankings
- Leaderboards compare cock sizes among friends and players worldwide, with rewards to unlock.
- 04Arcade betting
- The Pounder lets players wager on a punching-machine activity.
- 05Friend islands
- Players can visit friends’ islands and watch their cocks train and grow.
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How to Train Your Cock: platforms & release
Is How to Train Your Cock worth it?
It is worth it if: players who want a passive desktop game running alongside other tasks. Skip it if: players seeking constant hands-on action rather than passive growth.
Where can I download How to Train Your Cock?
Use the Download Now button on this page: it opens How to Train Your Cock's store page, where you can choose how to get it.
What platforms is How to Train Your Cock on?
Windows only.
