Fit check
Is Zortch worth it for you?
We tell you who should skip it, too.
Play it if you…
Good fit- Single-player FPS fans who want a self-contained sci-fi campaign
- Players who enjoy heavy combat against varied alien enemies
- Players who prefer adjustable challenge rather than a fixed difficulty setting
Skip it if you…
Saves you a refund- Players seeking exploration, puzzle-solving, or non-combat-focused progression may hit a wall in the combat-heavy campaign.
- Players who want substantial humor may bounce off the game's explicitly limited comedic approach.
- Players looking for multiplayer shooting will not find it here, as the game is single-player.
Our take on Zortch
Players who need a forgiving default may hit a wall when selecting higher settings: the difficulty range reaches extreme, while the campaign centers on frequent combat, varied enemies, and boss stages.
What is Zortch?
Zortch follows Zortch Maxinum, a bored short-order cook and amateur engineer abducted after choosing a fake holiday arranged by aliens.
She must escape their planet while avoiding becoming food, guided by an unexplained voice. This single-player first-person shooter combines science fiction, horror, and comedy across 15 levels, including five boss stages. Combat features nine firearms and a kicking attack, along with portable medkits and invisibility power-ups. More than 30 enemy types include alien creatures, spider mines, rocket-launching lizards, raptors, amoeboid guards, and a large cyborg flatworm. Six difficulty settings range from the lowest setting to extreme. A field-of-view slider, letterbox mode, and adjustable blood effects are also included.
How Zortch plays
- 01Six difficulty settings
- The available settings span from the lowest option to extreme.
- 02Nine weapons
- The arsenal includes a grenade launcher, double-barreled shotgun, plasma pistol, and living lightning gun, plus a kicking attack.
- 03Fifteen-level campaign
- The campaign contains 15 stages, including five focused on boss encounters.
- 04Enemy variety
- More than 30 enemy types include spider mines, rocket-launching lizards, raptors, amoeboid guards, and a cyborg flatworm.
- 05Adjustable violence
- Blood effects can be changed to confetti or ketchup.
- 06Low-spec engine
- The custom engine is intended to run on low-specification machines.
Zortch compared to similar games
Zortch is a single-player first-person shooter with 15 levels, nine guns, and five boss stages. Hentai Vs Furries is a third-person shooter with quests, unlockable skins, five camera angles, emotes, and a main mode plus a separate pleasure mode.
Zortch: platforms & release
Is Zortch worth it?
It is worth it if: single-player FPS fans who want a self-contained sci-fi campaign. Skip it if: players seeking exploration, puzzle-solving, or non-combat-focused progression may hit a wall in the combat-heavy campaign.
Where can I download Zortch?
Use the Download Now button on this page: it opens Zortch's store page, where you can choose how to get it.
What platforms is Zortch on?
Windows only.
