Fit check
Is The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut worth it for you?
We tell you who should skip it, too.
Play it if you…
Good fit- Fans of difficult platformers who want comedy and direct narrator commentary
- Friend groups seeking cooperative platforming for large online rooms
- Speedrunners who want in-game time tracking
Skip it if you…
Saves you a refund- Players seeking a forgiving platformer may find the intentionally unfair obstacle design demanding.
- Those wanting a quiet or story-led adventure may dislike the constant insulting narration and comedy focus.
- Solo players looking for a game built around non-platforming activities may find the scope narrow.
Our take on The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut
Its focus on unfair platforming and narrator-led comedy leaves less room for a calm or broadly varied adventure. The same design gives the game a clear identity, but players seeking gentle pacing or conventional progression may find the repeated obstacles restrictive.
What is The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut?
The Narrator is a DICK: Longer, Harder, and Uncut is a remastered 2D platformer built around comedy and deliberately unfair obstacles.
A hostile narrator directs and insults the player throughout the adventure. The game includes fully voiced English dialogue, subtitles, eccentric characters, controller and keyboard support, Steam achievements, updated graphics, animations, sound effects, interface elements, and level details. Online multiplayer supports rooms of up to 144 players, with every level playable together. Players can choose any character in the game. A time-trial mode records play time for speedrunning comparisons, while unlimited save slots allow separate games to retain their progress. The remaster also includes an original soundtrack by Kirk Markarian and extended gameplay.
How The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut plays
- 01Large Online Rooms
- Multiplayer sessions can include up to 144 players, with every level available for group play.
- 02Playable Characters
- Friends can join the adventure while selecting any character from the game.
- 03English Voice Acting
- All spoken lines are performed in English, and subtitles are available.
- 04Time Trial Tracking
- An in-game timer records play time for speedrunning comparisons.
- 05Separate Save Slots
- Unlimited slots support new games without deleting progress from other saves.
- 06Input Options
- The game supports both keyboard controls and controllers.
The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut compared to similar games
Unlike SUPER CHICKEN JUMPER, which combines runner gameplay with shooting, The Narrator is a DICK centers on unfair 2D platforming and adds online multiplayer for rooms of up to 144 players. SUPER CHICKEN JUMPER focuses on running, jumping, dodging, and attacking, while this game includes voiced narration, selectable characters, and time-trial tracking.
The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut: platforms & release
Is The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut worth it?
It is worth it if: fans of difficult platformers who want comedy and direct narrator commentary. Skip it if: players seeking a forgiving platformer may find the intentionally unfair obstacle design demanding.
Where can I download The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut?
Use the Download Now button on this page: it opens The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut's store page, where you can choose how to get it.
What platforms is The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut on?
Windows, macOS and Linux.
