ActionFit check
Is Pizzarian worth it for you?
We tell you who should skip it, too.
Play it if you…
Good fit- Action players who want a pizza-delivery setting
- Players who enjoy driving through traffic while avoiding police
- Players interested in upgrading ships and a pizzeria
Skip it if you…
Saves you a refund- Players seeking a deep restaurant-management simulation rather than delivery-focused action
- Players who prefer slow, low-pressure gameplay without traffic, police, or competition
- Players looking for space exploration beyond pizza deliveries to Jupiter’s moons
Our take on Pizzarian
The defining detail is its delivery loop: pizzas are carried through Jovian traffic while police are avoided, and the resulting earnings fund ship and pizzeria upgrades.
What is Pizzarian?
Pizzarian is an action game about operating a pizza delivery business in the Jovian system, in a setting identified as 2010 A.
D. Players cut through traffic, avoid police, and deliver pizzas to Jupiter’s moons, including launching pizzas at houses. Money earned from deliveries can be used to buy better ships and improve the pizzeria. The game includes three pilot skills to level up, six ships with different strengths and upgrade sets, and thirteen pizzeria upgrades. These upgrades range from spam advertisements to weaponized pizzas. Customization offers four colors across five palettes, including a Pumpkin Spice palette. Competition from Big Pizza is part of the setting.
How Pizzarian plays
- 01Jovian deliveries
- Pizza deliveries take place across the moons of Jupiter.
- 02Traffic evasion
- Delivery runs involve cutting through traffic and avoiding police.
- 03Ship progression
- Six ships have their own strengths and available upgrades.
- 04Pilot skill levels
- Three pilot skills can be leveled up.
- 05Pizzeria upgrades
- Thirteen upgrades include spam advertisements and weaponized pizzas.
- 06Color palettes
- The game provides four colors arranged across five palettes, including Pumpkin Spice.
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Pizzarian: platforms & release
Is Pizzarian worth it?
It is worth it if: action players who want a pizza-delivery setting. Skip it if: players seeking a deep restaurant-management simulation rather than delivery-focused action.
Where can I download Pizzarian?
Use the Download Now button on this page: it opens Pizzarian's store page, where you can choose how to get it.
What platforms is Pizzarian on?
Windows only.
