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by Crankage Games

Windows · Jul 12, 2017

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Fit check

Is Metal as Phuk worth it for you?

We tell you who should skip it, too.

Play it if you…

Good fit
  • Players who enjoy crude comedy in fantasy RPGs
  • Fans of metal references who want them woven into a game world
  • Turn-based RPG players interested in party classes, leveling, and loot

Skip it if you…

Saves you a refund
  • Players who want real-time combat may hit a wall when battles proceed in turns.
  • Players who avoid crude humor may bounce off the comedy and item jokes.
  • Those looking for a serious fantasy story may not enjoy its comedic tone.

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Our take on Metal as Phuk

The likely bounce point is the humor: players who are fine with turn-based battles may still hit a wall when the crude jokes and metal references become central to the experience.

What is Metal as Phuk?

Metal as Phuk is a mature, turn-based comedy RPG starring Chael, the last Paladin of the Metal Order.

The story follows his journey to stop the Dark Bards from summoning A'Marthius, a demon threatening the world. Battles use turn-based combat, with loot and character leveling. The party includes four members, each with a distinct class, and faces regular enemies and bosses. Metal references, comedic items, and hidden Easter eggs appear throughout the world. The game also includes 4 dozen songs. Its humor is crude, and its story centers on a quest through a dark fantasy world.

How Metal as Phuk plays

01Turn-Based Battles
Combat includes loot and character leveling as the party faces enemies and bosses.
02Four Party Classes
The party has four members, each assigned a different class.
03Metal Soundtrack
The game includes 4 dozen songs.
04Hidden World Items
Comedic items and Easter eggs are placed throughout the game world.

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Metal as Phuk: platforms & release

Is Metal as Phuk worth it?

It is worth it if: players who enjoy crude comedy in fantasy RPGs. Skip it if: players who want real-time combat may hit a wall when battles proceed in turns.

Where can I download Metal as Phuk?

Use the Download Now button on this page: it opens Metal as Phuk's store page, where you can choose how to get it.

What platforms is Metal as Phuk on?

Windows only.

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