Fit check
Is Human, we have a problem worth it for you?
We tell you who should skip it, too.
Play it if you…
Good fit- Arcade players who want to compete for high scores
- Players who enjoy aiming launched objects at space targets
- Players who prefer a focused planet-defense game
Skip it if you…
Saves you a refund- Players seeking gameplay beyond collecting rocks, firing a slingshot, and defending one planet
- Players looking for a game with more than the described asteroid and alien-target scoring loop
- Players looking for team-based or cooperative combat
Our take on Human, we have a problem
The presentation gives substantial attention to point values and leaderboard placement, while the described gameplay remains a focused arcade loop of collecting rocks, firing them, and defending one tiny planet. The space sheep add setting, but their gameplay function is not specified.
What is Human, we have a problem?
Defend a tiny planet inhabited by unusual space sheep in a retro arcade game.
Collect cosmic rocks and fire them with a slingshot to destroy asteroids and alien ships. Asteroids come in four sizes, with scores ranging from 250 to 1,000 points. A long shot multiplies an asteroid score by 1. 5. Alien ships also have separate values: large ships award 500 points, while small ships award 1,500 points. The game centers on protecting the planet, destroying incoming targets, and competing for a higher leaderboard position.
How Human, we have a problem plays
- 01Slingshot combat
- Collected rocks are launched at asteroids and alien ships.
- 02Asteroid scoring
- The four asteroid sizes award 250, 500, 850, or 1,000 points.
- 03Long-shot bonus
- A long shot applies a 1.5 multiplier to an asteroid's score.
- 04Alien ship scoring
- Large alien ships award 500 points, while small ships award 1,500 points.
- 05Leaderboard competition
- The scoring system supports competition for leaderboard positions.
Human, we have a problem compared to similar games
LUFTRAUSERS is also an arcade shooter, but it has players pilot a craft against fighter planes, battleships, submarines, and rival aces, with over 125 combinations of weapons, bodies, and propulsion systems. This game instead uses collected rocks and a slingshot to attack asteroids and alien ships while defending a tiny planet.
Human, we have a problem: platforms & release
Is Human, we have a problem worth it?
It is worth it if: arcade players who want to compete for high scores. Skip it if: players seeking gameplay beyond collecting rocks, firing a slingshot, and defending one planet.
Where can I download Human, we have a problem?
Use the Download Now button on this page: it opens Human, we have a problem's store page, where you can choose how to get it.
What platforms is Human, we have a problem on?
Windows only.
