SimulationFit check
Is Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs worth it for you?
We tell you who should skip it, too.
Play it if you…
Good fit- Players who want a short courier game built around deadlines
- Adventure fans interested in bleak post-Soviet settings and resident stories
- Players who prefer compact experiences with light item and upgrade management
Skip it if you…
Saves you a refund- Players seeking a long campaign, since an average playthrough lasts about 2 hours
- Players who want varied action rather than repeated delivery work and time management
- Players looking for broad exploration beyond gloomy panel buildings and courier duties
Our take on Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs
Nine delivery shifts turn ordinary courier work into a deadline-driven structure: each day becomes harder, delays carry consequences, and completed orders fund items or upgrades for later deliveries.
What is Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs?
Work as an EyeBallStore courier delivering eyeballs to residents of Limbo Alley across nine shifts.
The central challenge is time management: orders must arrive before their deadlines, while delays can affect residents and the final shift. Each day becomes tougher, and the average playthrough lasts about two hours. Deliveries take place in gloomy panel buildings, where corridors and residents’ stories reveal the setting’s atmosphere. Completed orders provide a small reward that can be spent at the EyeBallStore on items and upgrades intended to improve delivery speed and efficiency. The game combines courier tasks with exploration and residents’ accounts of how they lost the light in their eyes.
How Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs plays
- 01Nine Delivery Shifts
- The courier’s work is structured across nine days, with increasing difficulty.
- 02Deadline Management
- Orders need to arrive on time, and delays can affect residents and the final shift.
- 03Store Upgrades
- Delivery rewards can be spent on items and upgrades at the EyeBallStore.
- 04Resident Stories
- Exploration introduces residents with individual reasons for losing the light in their eyes.
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Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs: platforms & release
Is Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs worth it?
It is worth it if: players who want a short courier game built around deadlines. Skip it if: players seeking a long campaign, since an average playthrough lasts about 2 hours.
Where can I download Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs?
Use the Download Now button on this page: it opens Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs's store page, where you can choose how to get it.
What platforms is Hi! These Are Your Eyeballs on?
Windows only.
