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Is Cooking Witch worth it for you?
We tell you who should skip it, too.
Play it if you…
Good fit- Players drawn to darkly comic games about witches, abduction, and cooking
- Action players who enjoy choosing targets according to differing strengths and weaknesses
- Players interested in upgrading equipment and competing on a shared scoring board
Skip it if you…
Saves you a refund- Players seeking a conventional cooking game may find its central activity focused on abducting and eating children.
- Players looking for varied gameplay outside flying, carrying, cooking, upgrading, and pursuit may find the structure narrow.
- Players who do not want hostile fathers chasing the witch may find the pursuit mechanic unsuitable.
Our take on Cooking Witch
Its defining structure is a macabre collection run: a flying witch abducts children, transports them to a cauldron, and avoids fathers who give chase.
What is Cooking Witch?
Play as a witch flying toward a party in the woods.
Abduct children, carry them to a cauldron, and cook and eat them. Improve the witch with higher strength, health, and stamina, while upgrading equipment such as faster brooms, larger cauldrons, and hooks that increase carrying capacity. Different kinds of children have different strengths and weaknesses, so selecting targets affects the planned feast. Angry fathers can pursue the witch during these runs. The game also includes competition with other players through the Meat Board, where the goal is to cook and eat as many children as possible. Its structure combines flight, carrying, cooking, character progression, equipment upgrades, pursuit, and competitive scoring around a macabre central activity.
How Cooking Witch plays
- 01Equipment upgrades
- Faster brooms, larger cauldrons, and hook attachments change movement, cooking capacity, and carrying capacity.
- 02Stat improvements
- The witch can increase strength, health, and stamina over the course of play.
- 03Target planning
- Different child types have distinct strengths and weaknesses that inform which targets to choose.
- 04Player competition
- The Meat Board provides a way to compete with other players based on the number cooked and eaten.
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Cooking Witch: platforms & release
Is Cooking Witch worth it?
It is worth it if: players drawn to darkly comic games about witches, abduction, and cooking. Skip it if: players seeking a conventional cooking game may find its central activity focused on abducting and eating children.
Where can I download Cooking Witch?
Use the Download Now button on this page: it opens Cooking Witch's store page, where you can choose how to get it.
What platforms is Cooking Witch on?
Windows only.
